Saw my ex a week ago, she was really, really, really looking good and I immediately fell in love with her. I was going to bring her home, or she would be going with me to my house (which means sex) but then a friend of mine grabbed a bottle of vodka which I never drink, but then did. I already poured a shitload of beer in myself, and then drank 4 or 5 glasses of wodka, which means I got totally wasted. Then the time came to bring her home, I was standing on the porch, grabbed my bike, waited for a bit for her ( my friends told me because I don't know anything anymore ) and then just went home. Next day UI had to hear everything from my friends, now I'm totally in love with her again, and she doesn't want to talk to me/see me. Reason we broke up a few years ago was that I got drunk twice every weekend. Man I had such a good time with her last weekend, I'm such a total fuckup.
FML.
When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare in the sun